VIDEO - THE STUBBY SHILLELAGHS "Top O' The Mornin' Wood"

The Stubby Shillelaghs (Official Video) -  Top O' The Mornin' Wood


Lyrics:

Woke up from a crazy night of beer and revelry
A tent pole down by me waist was all that I could see
I thought of Gran and Thatcher but it did no bloody good
Because I had a horrible case of Top O' The Mornin' wood

Chorus:
Top O' The Mornin' Wood Top O the Mornin' Wood
Can't have breakfast with me family with Top O' The Mornin' Wood

Hunched over like an old man I went quickly down the stairs
Trying to avoid my family's horrible awkward glares
I made it out the front door but I know 'twas understood
That I was suffering from Top O' The Mornin' wood

Chrous:
Top O' The Mornin' Wood Top O the Morning Wood
Walking down the street with me Top O' The Morning Wood

A splash of water did nothing', nor did a bit of ice
When up walked my sweet Marie looking all pretty and nice
She took my hand in hers and she then pulled back her hood
Mildly impressed by my Top O' The Morning Wood

Chorus:
Top O' The Mornin' Wood Top O' The Mornin' Wood
The Stubby Shillelagh that lives in me pants is me Top O' The Mornin' wood

So we go back to her flat, in the old tenement square
And she kindly removed her cloak and laid their naked bare
It may have took two hours but then it no longer stood
Sweet Marie from Killarney fixed me Top O' The Morning Wood

Chorus:
Top O' The Mornin' Wood Top O' The Mornin' Wood
Sweet Marie from Killarney fixed me Top O' The Mornin' Wood
Like a mast from ol' Belfast... She waxed me Top O' The Mornin' Wood